Econ Professor Trying To Lecture 300 People Who Don’t Pay Their Own Car Insurance
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“Where you see only ten sets of footprints, the reindeer and I were carrying you.”
Related: It was then that I carried you vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints
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A dating show about a bachelor who must choose between thirty beautiful women. Each week he goes on a series of dates with the women and things are going well for a while and then he shows them his webbed foot and explains to them that the deformity is the reason he keeps his socks on during intercourse, and then the women no longer want to be intimate with him, but they tell him it’s because they’re stressed about their jobs and not because he has a webbed foot, so he sits in the limo by himself, alternately masturbating, napping, and crying. (Possible titles: You Are Going to Die Alone, Love is a Lie Created by the Greeting Card Industry in a Joint Partnership with Lord Voldemort, Come Back, Amanda… Please.)
RELATED: I really hope that, in the final episode of 30 Rock, they reveal what Liz Lemon’s weird foot thing is.
Source: mcsweeneys.net
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Did I mention I like to make really dumb comics?
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I will post actual art sometime, I promise.
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Someone write the fanfic.
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I’m spending money like a rich white girl.
“Feeling Myself” by Pusha T
