The benefit to being in a relationship is that when you didn’t bring any money to the farmers market you can say “buy me this celery root,” and then you will be able to make this soup later today. Also sex, feelings, etc.
Source: tomatoallergy
Source: musestreet
I’ll have a Pinkey’s Special, on the rocks
In 1912, Brothels Had Menus (via @yongfook)


