gotta dust the bones
- A: am i too creepy
- B: for... what?
- B: public office? yes
- A: the masses
- A: wait relaly??? for public office?
- B: [Redacted]
- B: you literally have skeletons in your closet
- A: not ENTIRE skeletons
- B: ...
- B taxidermy is the 'vegas hooker who couldn't be bought off' of creepy girls who want to run for public office
Source: crookedindifference
Living in your 20s
- [Redacted]: there are moments when living with ur parents blows
- [Redacted]: but then they bring you cookies
- [Redacted]: and that part is pretty rad
