From the “You May Be a Loser, But At Least You’re a Consistent Loser” department
The benefit to being in a relationship is that when you didn’t bring any money to the farmers market you can say “buy me this celery root,” and then you will be able to make this soup later today. Also sex, feelings, etc.
Source: tomatoallergy
Source: pinterest.com
“It was not just that he had terrible style: he also gave the impression that he was deliberately desecrating the very idea of wearing clothes.”
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Christmas tree. From Costco. Delivered via FedEx.
Just like in Matthew.
God bless us every...
“Because I want to fit in.”
