Your actions disturb and inspire, and I can’t look away. I’m either swelling with physical repulsion or the joy a parent feels watching their child take their first steps. Only in this case the child is an 84-year-old man with a hairdryer aimed at his balls. Whatever the case, you’re an exemplar of bravery. So, please, shine on you withering diamond.
An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room
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Schott’s Vocab Commenter Thinks He’s Clever
Weekend Competition: What’s the Onomatopoeia?
This weekend, co-vocabularists are invited to dance across their keyboards to provide the spelling of the sounds that surround us.
Commenter P. Solanki: The sound of the American dollar tumbling: Yuan-yuan-yuan.
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The Taste tag is a new, extremely useful feature in HTML11. The tag was developed as part of the sensory experiences development trunk whose aim was to create a new set of useful features aimed at mobile users.
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This clip is form the glorious show Michael and Michael Have Issues, which is now on Netflix on Demand THANK GOD. Seriously, I wanna marry this skit. Whenever I’m in a bad mood I watch it. It’s a total mood reverser.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Margot preferred darkness.
Hemingway’s Blonde Jokes (via McSweeney’s)
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The first hotel chain that offers an on-call psychologist will make a fortune on business travelers. Charges will appear as “room service” on your bill.
Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: So You Wanted to Be a Powerful Executive… (via McSweeney’s)
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