*puts on dubstep remix that samples “Banana Phone” and a Russian numbers station*
Welcome 2 My Lair, Bro. *tosses u a Capri (Sun, natch)* Let’s Do Some Butt Stuff.
Source: notveryraven
The first hotel chain that offers an on-call psychologist will make a fortune on business travelers. Charges will appear as “room service” on your bill.
Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: So You Wanted to Be a Powerful Executive… (via McSweeney’s)
Source: mcsweeneys.net
