Open House at Pooh Corner
Currently looking for a new place, I only WISH I could live in PeeWee’s playhouse. Notable lack, however, of Fraggle Rock, the Smurf house (Smurfy studio, smurfwood floors, smurfalicious hot water inc., must like blue) and wherever the hell Blue’s Clues takes place.
100 Aker Wood – 2-story trad Victorian on talking-animal preserve. Guest house in hollow tree (no perm). 24hr p-p-piglet on prem.
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123 Sesame St. – 1 BD/1BA Eng bsmt. Lifestyle frndly. Pets, bbrds, grchs, snfflpgss, lmos OK w/deposit. Sunny nbrhood. Sweet air. Cloud sweeper avail.
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Greyskull – magical co-op in authentic castle–moat, abyss, jawbrdg. Highly desir by Skeletr, Hrdak, SnkMn. Mst hv PwrSwrd; 20% down.
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Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood – 0BD/0BA craftsman. Adj to Land of MkBlv trolley. Ample closet space. Model home. Free tote bag w/lease.
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PW Playhouse – neo-neolithic cottage. Wood flrs, open floorpln, mekka lekka high ceilings. No basement. Furnished; obnoxious.
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Neverland – 2,676-acre SBarbara ranch. Taking all offers.
-By Zach Ayers
(via McSweeney’s)
