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Ten Sexy Ladies: My Erotic Thriller So Far
Jack Delt had a long, stressful day at his job as a PHP ninja. He went to unwind at his local watering hole, Dave’s Alcohol. As he ordered a Suddenly Stop Caring his eyes fell upon the stunning gams of a stone cold fox. He slowly cast his gaze up the gams, past the vagina area, up to where the boobs are and then finally to her eyes. He was pleased to note she was looking right back at him not in disgust.
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Your actions disturb and inspire, and I can’t look away. I’m either swelling with physical repulsion or the joy a parent feels watching their child take their first steps. Only in this case the child is an 84-year-old man with a hairdryer aimed at his balls. Whatever the case, you’re an exemplar of bravery. So, please, shine on you withering diamond.
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This clip is form the glorious show Michael and Michael Have Issues, which is now on Netflix on Demand THANK GOD. Seriously, I wanna marry this skit. Whenever I’m in a bad mood I watch it. It’s a total mood reverser.
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Open House at Pooh Corner
Currently looking for a new place, I only WISH I could live in PeeWee’s playhouse. Notable lack, however, of Fraggle Rock, the Smurf house (Smurfy studio, smurfwood floors, smurfalicious hot water inc., must like blue) and wherever the hell Blue’s Clues takes place.
100 Aker Wood – 2-story trad Victorian on talking-animal preserve. Guest house in hollow tree (no perm). 24hr p-p-piglet on prem.
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123 Sesame St. – 1 BD/1BA Eng bsmt. Lifestyle frndly. Pets, bbrds, grchs, snfflpgss, lmos OK w/deposit. Sunny nbrhood. Sweet air. Cloud sweeper avail.
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Greyskull – magical co-op in authentic castle–moat, abyss, jawbrdg. Highly desir by Skeletr, Hrdak, SnkMn. Mst hv PwrSwrd; 20% down.
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Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood – 0BD/0BA craftsman. Adj to Land of MkBlv trolley. Ample closet space. Model home. Free tote bag w/lease.
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PW Playhouse – neo-neolithic cottage. Wood flrs, open floorpln, mekka lekka high ceilings. No basement. Furnished; obnoxious.
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Neverland – 2,676-acre SBarbara ranch. Taking all offers.
-By Zach Ayers
(via McSweeney’s)
