The Borg are on the move
Whole Foods might be taking over an unprofitable arts center adjacent to high-rise condos full of typographers with food blogs. In other, equally-improbably news, the sun rose this morning and we will all die some day.
Pick up some of that artisanal ketchup with the handlebar mustache on the jar. You know the one. Bring your own bag.
[…] this is basically a hipster’s Chuck E. Cheese. The restaurant has everything a self respecting Brooklynite could ever want – a big wood burning oven, a self-sustaining roof garden, loud music, communal tables, craft beers, pizza – I kind of expected to see a ball pit made just for dudes in short shorts out back.
Immaculate Infatuation reviews Roberta’s
Sure, Brooklyn can probably support another outdoor market, but how many more pop up until we reach the breaking point and hundreds of hipsters die in a horrific Etsy avalanche? We’re all canaries in the artisanal coal mine, people!
Yet Another New Market Opens In Brooklyn This Weekend
Source: gothamist.com
A tipster sends in the above photo of a Five Guys going in on Flatbush Ave and Fulton Street in Fort Greene.
This could present a problem.
Source: ny.eater.com
