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See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Call_of_Cthulhu

lonelysandwich:

Something terrifying is going on at the USAA call center

This is what happens when you call USAA at midnight because you’re locked out of your account. Okay:

A) I don’t know how to say that.

B) Please hold while I change my pants, crap them a second and third time, then cry in the shower.

C) I saw District 9. This does not end well.

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    See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Call_of_Cthulhu
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    would need to explain any thing. Have
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    It hurts to laugh this hard while having an existential moment of dread…simultaneously.
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    some fucked up shit!...might’ve just peed myself. Laughing or scared, I’m
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