January 2012
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fireland: The hawk lands upon my outstretched arm. I unroll the message affixed to its leg: did you get the email i sent y/n. I angrily throw the note to the ground and the hawk takes wing with an irritated squawk. I glower at the slumbering city, fists clenched. Suddenly, the sky explodes in a riot of color. I cower in terror but then slowly stand back up as I see the fireworks spell out HEY...
Jan 12th
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Jan 6th
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2012
tensexyladies: I awake on New Year’s Day to discover my fingers stuck in ten different vodka bottles. They make a terrible clatter as I somehow manage to don my kimono emblazoned with a .44 Magnum Colt Anaconda and the words I WILL DESERT STORM DAT ASS in Papyrus. I wait for my boner to subside and then go outside to greet 2012. The wintry air is invigorating upon my boner which did not subside....
Jan 6th
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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“Econ Professor Trying To Lecture 300 People Who Don’t Pay Their Own Car...”
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 18th
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“It is utterly insufficient (to eat pie only twice a week), as anyone who knows...”
– Racial determinism, geo-political history, gender disparity, and the law of man as viewed through the lens of pie. New York Times, 10/3/1902 (via nomchomsky)
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Nerd cred
Tom: We've gotta throw some cold water on this situation. Start talking about nerd stuff!
Ben: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means YOU'RE the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Tom: Yes, that's perfect! Just like that. Be incredibly boring.
Nov 18th
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Nov 9th
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“Madame, your public has spoken. There is a dire need for your skills in St...”
– Makers by Cory Doctorow
Nov 3rd
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October 2011
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Listenhoodinternet: WIZ KHALIFA feat TOO $HORT vs...
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September 2011
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Sep 21st
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I could watch you eat cheese all day...
you got a purty mouth
Sep 15th
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Sep 13th
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Amazon Planning A Netflix For Books →
Oh, you mean a library?
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Listenyimmyayo: Ludacris - Rich & Flexin’ feat....
Sep 2nd
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“A dating show about a bachelor who must choose between thirty beautiful women....”
– RELATED: I really hope that, in the final episode of 30 Rock, they reveal what Liz Lemon’s weird foot thing is.
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Aug 31st
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The Borg are on the move →
Whole Foods might be taking over an unprofitable arts center adjacent to high-rise condos full of typographers with food blogs. In other, equally-improbably news, the sun rose this morning and we will all die some day. Pick up some of that artisanal ketchup with the handlebar mustache on the jar. You know the one. Bring your own bag.
Aug 30th