Brooklyn + Brooklyn= Brooklyn
A fab collection of “____ & ____” brands. I’m actually fine with most of these except for ones that are too 1890s are alive in Portland or the ones that sound like they sell food but actually sell bespoke onesies
re you some historical actor who gave up that mainstream Gettysburg shit and is now dedicated to recreating 1984? Where are your British Knights, motherfucker? You’re not from 1984. You’re from nineteen eighty fuck you. Hang up your pilgrim outfit and find a job more appropriate for your natural GETTING IN MY FUCKING WAY talents.
Love this. It’s not like what he’s doing is legal, but if this were in New York, that guy would be swept under some rug at Riker’s and forgotten
(via Hacked Prius Running on MUNI Power Lines - The Bold Italic - San Francisco)
Describe your last fart using only a movie title
The Day The Earth Stood Still
To Kill a Mockingbird
1492: Conquest of Paradise
She Hate Me
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Burden of Dreams
An Inconvenient Truth
apparently, michael jackson didn’t play any instruments, and so he would lay down this accapella tracks for every vocal, harmony, do whole string arrangements with just his voice, and then play these fully thought-out arrangements for the instrumentalists to follow. Nuts.
Mobile Banking: $100.00 transferred to checking acct ending in 6885 from savings acct ending in 4362.
Mobile Banking: I guess you’re going out tonight?
Mobile Banking: Is it with that guy from Bushwick? You’ve been buying a lot of 6 PACK MILLER LITE and GUMMI BEARS at MYRTLE AVE FOOD STOP lately.