One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
Now it’s time for the wax. Light a red candle. Wait until enough wax has melted so you can drip… drip… drip it onto an envelope that you and your partner will seal together with a special letter seal that you bought at a Renaissance Faire.
That was the sound of the seal hitting the wax. Sealing your pleasure letter. Oh, look, what’s that over there? A whip?
That was the letter going into the mailbox! Better leave the whip alone. Looks dangerous.